Barney: Now that's unlawful assemblage in my book!.Aunt Bee: I was standing in front of the courthouse chatting with a group of ladies.Andy: I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss him, Barney.Otis: I can't tell! I wasn't wearing my glasses!.Andy: Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?.Drunk or sober, I can't tell nothin' much without my glasses. Otis: Well, now maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs.Andy: What'd you do? Drop a net over the whole town?.Mayor Pike: Oh, it's an outrage, Sheriff! That's what it is! An outrage!.Andy: I know you did, and I appreciate that, but maybe you tried just a bit too hard.I was just trying to show you how much you could trust me. But now if you went strictly by the book, why I don't reckon we'd have anything in this country but about 180 million jailbirds. Now it's true you had them all dead to rights by the book. Barney: I had them, Andy! I had them all dead to rights! You can check the manual! Every one of them was as guilty as sin!.Andy: It must've been kept more this here day than all the other days put together!.Law and order kept in Mayberry this here day!
Barney: Yeah, like I promised you, Sheriff.Andy: Well, no wonder it's quiet in town the whole population's in here!.(from episode "Opie and the Spoiled Kid") Barney: 8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands only one small hitch.Forgery reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy? Grand Theft Auto reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Grand Larceny $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here.Otis: "Barney's in Jail! Barney's in Jail!".NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking).Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills).Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T.Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!" "Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs."Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." - Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award."Judy Judy Judy" - Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression."Sha-zay-um!" - Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")."You're a boob, Gomer!" - Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"."Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" - Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."."Sure Mike, sure." Barney drunkenly says to Andy after Otis spikes the spring water in ' Barney and the Governor.'."Maybe this will explain why Aunt Bee's feeling so good." Barney to Andy in ' Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'."Well, where there's smoke there's firewater." Barney to Andy in ' Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'."You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in ' The Return of Malcom Merriwether'.Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!.What do you think this car runs on, coal? If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work.to erase writing.OFF of walls. Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules."Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken."You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5."But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go."You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6."Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat.
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